dirkstridersbraces: one time i took a picture of a girl’s buttcrack in gym class and got sent to the assistant principal’s office and the school cop busted in asking where the drugs were because he had heard someone had crack on their phone and it was the hardest thing to tell him it was a buttcrack and not actual crack without laughing
me: *unwraps present to find an anime artbook*
mom: there you go, now you can learn more about drawing the mangos
mom: i meant manga please don't put this on your blog
A cat with no legs
paradisepariah: lordstingray: stitchpunk1: steampunkseahorse: thegreyflames: tricksterporn: AW IT’S SO PRECIOUS ;_; IT’S LIKE A CATERPILLAR he’s like “ef you i got nubs, i can get around” Awww I just wanna cuddle it! nubcats are real awww! all these emotions….
“incorrect email or password” which one you horrid cunt